Submitted by Brad R.
Hipster Paul Atreides.
Anyway, Austria is very, very auditory (of course) and approaches learning languages with relish and his special, totally anal-retentive brand of attention to detail. As a result, he speaks a lot of languages—German of course, excellent English (he considers Ahnold a shameful representative of his capabilities as a Nation and politely wishes America would just stop bringing it up), French, Latin, and the languages of all the nations who used to be part of his empire. While they were part of the Empire he almost always forced them to speak German anyway, because he’s a dick like that. They eventually learned that he spoke their languages when he wanted something, usually to play them against each other. Again, dick like that. Even with Hungary after the Compromise, he tended to speak German because, ashamed as he is to admit it, her German is better than his Hungarian. Nowadays, he’s much more accommodating about speaking languages other than German, but he still speaks Czech to Slovakia, pissing her the fuck off, even though she understands and speaks it just fine. You can’t win, man.
In German, his accent depends on who he’s speaking to. He has a light Austrian accent in casual speech, switching to Hochdeutsch with Germany on official business and with most non-native speakers (former underlings excepted) and totally obnoxious podunk Alpine heavy Austrian around Prussia. Of course he denies anything abnormal when Prussia confronts him about it.
Me too Sisko
Jackie Chan cross-dresses as Chun Li
This is all.
excuse me but this is the greatest thing, so
I’m glad no one’s forgotten that Sisko plays just as dirty as Quark sometimes.
[Image: Data holds Spot. Neither looks very impressed. From Genesis. Image from Trekcore.]
"Neither looks very impressed." Dear God, this is my new reaction image for everything ever.
Venetian masks and costumes